My day

My days go something like this:

• Set alarm for 10am
• Get out of bed at 12:25pm
• Decide I should eat something healthy
• Melt cheese flavoured with soysauce and then add some bread as an afterthought
• Decide I should walk the dogs before I go out
• Go and train Marilyn's alsatians
• Get home, realise I haven't walked my dogs
• Play with dogs for 2 minutes
• Have a shower
• Facebook, gmail, dinosaur comics, msn, Nedroid, hotmail, xkcd, yahoo mail, cyanide and happiness
• Sit and stare at the screen blankly for a while
• Pat dogs
• lolcats, loldogs, overheard in new york, overheard everywhere, overheard in the office, overheard at the beach
• Decide that I should probably cook dinner for everyone
• Facebook, renew dead msn conversations
• Let dogs out of loungeroom so they can say hello to mum and dad who just got home
• Failblog
• Eat crappy dinner prepared by tired parents
• Feed birds, feed dogs, take dogs for piss, realise I still haven't walked dogs
• Half-watch random tv shows parents put on while surfing net until 10:30pm
• Decide to go to bed early
• Engrish, texts from last night, graphjam, lookalikes
• Realise that it's after midnight
• Set alarm for 10am
• Rinse and repeat ad nauseum
  
• I have no life